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Meet
Marvin, men's answer to
Maxine
Men
strike back!
How
many men does it take to open a
beer?
None.
It should be opened when she brings
it.
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Why
is a Laundromat
a
really bad place to pick up a
woman?
Because
a woman who can't even afford a washing machine
will probably never be able to support you.
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Why
do women have smaller feet than
men?
It's
one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen
sink.
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How
do you know when
a
woman is about to say something
smart?
When
she starts a sentence with 'A man once told
me....'
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How
do you fix a woman's
watch?
You
don't. There is a clock on the
oven.
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If
your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
is yelling at the front door, who do you let in
first?
The
dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists
have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's
sex drive by 90%.
It's
called a Wedding Cake.
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Why
do men die before their wives?
They
want to.
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Women
will never be equal to men
Until
they can walk down the street with a bald head
And a beer gut, and still think they are
sexy.
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Send
this to a few good men who need a laugh and
To
the select few women who can handle it!
AND
MAXINE
SAYS............'MARVIN'...
Maxine
just had to have the last
word. |